It's all about me

Perfection

My Room no your not allowed in

Extract from my diary peasants

So father arranged an appointment for me to meet with another agency today but regretfully I was unable to attend I must have eaten something that did not agree with me last night for I felt faint this morning and I thought I detected the beginning of the shadow of a blemish.I immediately had the servante prepare an emergency spa treatment and I feared to move lest my complextion be upset by the change in the humidity that would occur if I left the penthouse